Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Random Jokes and Riddles

Hello everyone who is reading this! So, recently, my brother has been posting. I hope you enjoy his posts and also, his meme of the days because he gonna be trying to post everyday on here. Well, gotta get blogging! So, I will be doing some random jokes and riddles from Just Joking

Riddle: There's one insect everyone knows that meets it's mate and leaves it dead. It's also the one and only insect that can swivel it's head.
Q. What am I?

A. A praying mantis!

Q. What do you call a tree with a French owl sitting in it?

A.The Eyeful Tower

Q.What's in a cat but gone in a dog? What's in a toad, but not in a frog? What's in a boar, but not in a hog?

A.The letter A!

Q. What's another name for a well-behaved wildebeests?

A.Good gnus!

Riddle: I start with a P, I end with an A. And I connect them in my own way.
Q. What am I?

A. A Panda!!

Q. Which invertebrate  has a unit of measurement in it's name?

A. An inchworm!!

Well, that's enough for blogging right now! Bye!! ~Cupcake :D

Just Joking (Animal Riddles)

Hey everyone!! Today I will be doing some animal riddles from Just Joking. They will be just random one from random pages.

Riddle: 1 foot to thump,
4 feet to jump,
Q. What am I?

A:  A Rabbit!

Riddle: My little friends and I love wood. 
Your houses made of wood are good.
Our houses look like towers for giant colonies of ours, like this one! It's the perfect nest- a miniature Mound Everest.
Q. Who am I?

A. A termite!

Riddle: One of eight (a special herd), who thinks that he's a winter bird without feathers, only hoofs, which he thumps on lots of roofs.
Q. What am I?

Image result for santa reindeer
A. One of Santa's reindeer!

Riddle: What letter must be added to "new" to make an aquatic amphibian, also known as an eft?
Q. What am I?
A. The letter T, Newt!!

Riddle: What is the purrfect cat car?

Image result for jaguar car logo
A. A jaguar!!

Well, that's enough for today!! Bai!! ~Cupcake :D

Just Joking 4 (Jokes)

Ok! So today I will be listing some animal jomes from Just Joking 4

Q. What do you call a turtle wearing a scarf?

A. Cold.
Q. What was the baker's favorite movie?

A. Indiana Scones
Q. What do you get is you cross a rodent and a fruit?

A. A porcu-pineapple.
Q. What chews on trees and sings?

A. Justin Beaver
Q. How long does it take to slip on a peel?

A. A banosecond.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes! 
                                 ~Cupcake :D